He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
