Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
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I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
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From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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