The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
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I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
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I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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