no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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