So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
