Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
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We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
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Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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