so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
the liver wants what the liver wants
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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