So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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