he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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