Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
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I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
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I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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