I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
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I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
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I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
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