my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
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Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
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His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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