I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
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She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
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Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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