yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
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He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
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$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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