I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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