I'm going to jail i love you
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
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And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
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I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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