Your dad touched me again.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
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