If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
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Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
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Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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