Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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