Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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