Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
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Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
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Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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