Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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