Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
so explain again why im purple
no
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
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All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
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I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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