I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
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Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Im part way to drunk.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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