and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
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Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
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Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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