he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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