Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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