if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
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This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
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Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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