i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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