i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
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beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
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He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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