even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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