he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
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Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
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we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
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