I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Randomize
