You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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