I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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