I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
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stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
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She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
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