can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
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Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
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Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I need to align my fucking chakras
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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