He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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