People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
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I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
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Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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