I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
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Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
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But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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