They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
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oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
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It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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