He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
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I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
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I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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