Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
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Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
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I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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