I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
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just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
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who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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