Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
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don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
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Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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