i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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