i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
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She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
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You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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