I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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