Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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