stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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