I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
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you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
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He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
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