I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
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I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
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He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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